Danny's Doting(s)

 It's not every night you get assailed in your sleep by your own forearm.  I awoke (rather abruptly I might add) to a piece of meat pummeling me across the face. I was consciously aware of three blows and the corresponding sound that came out of my mouth as they struck: "MMMFT! OOOMFT! MMMFT!"  There may have been more impacts but they were in my sleep. And I know it was my own arm because I caught it in the act. I don't know what it was up to but now I don't trust it. It meant bizniss too. Sharon blissfully slumbered through the sucker attack on her completely innocent husband. Maybe it was better that way, because if she jumped into the fray in the dark it might have turned out even worse for me before she realized it was my own arm jumping me.  I am left with a fat upper lip and a nearly bloodied nose from the ordeal. And just a touch of can't-quite-put-my-finger-on-it paranoia.  I'm afraid to go back to sleep now in case it catches me again unaware...

  If We Are GONE WITHOUT A TRACE :  Dear family member, loved one, friend, or visitor: Something absolutely  major has happened, and you have come looking for us, right? But you will not find us. The Rapture of God's Church is what has happened. The people on this earth who have declared Jesus Christ as their Lord and Saviour have been called and taken to Home to Heaven by Jesus Christ: the King of kings and Lord of lords.  We have not been "abducted by aliens". Do not believe that blatant lie for one moment. That is only to try to cover up God's Truth. The Bible is true. It is both a Book of History and of Prophecy.  If you are reading this and normally would not have been, the Rapture of the Lord's Church has now transitioned from Prophecy into History. Now, the rest of Prophecy is to follow.  I repeat:  We have NOT been abducted by aliens.  Do not  believe the media lies and 'reports' showing UFO's or 'alien spacecraft'. All they know...

  So ya need a character reference, eh? Well, I've known Cory McClure for a lot more of my life than not. So long, in fact, that I consider him my li'l brother.  Cory's a fast learner with a great memory. Being that I played tricks on him all the time, he had to be, in case I tried playing the same trick on him twice on a slow day.  Insomuch as I didn't want to bring up a sissy for a li'l brother, on our farm on the Queens Line, I taught Cory Ottawa Valley farmboy work ethic and to be 'tough as nails'. So, if he cuts off the end of his finger in a shear, he'll just shrug it off, and say, "Tough as nails", and go back to work. If he squishes his big toe in a press (not sure why that would happen, but still), he'll just shrug it off, and say, "Tough as nails" and get back on the job. Now, if he pancakes someone else's big toe in a press, I'm not sure he'll own up to that, but there's really only one thing that I ca...